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One Chinese person walks into a bar in
America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
 
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our
Pearl
Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor
, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
 
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked , Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.

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