標題: 抵死的夫妻 [打印本頁]
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 17-7-2008 12:46 標題: 抵死的夫妻
夫妻對話（1）
妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」
夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」
夫妻對話（2）
妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」
夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」
夫妻對話（3）
妻：「老公！我這頭髮會不會很醜？」
夫：「不會。妳的醜跟頭髮沒關係。」
夫妻對話（4）
妻：「來看看我有沒有斷掌？」
夫：「不用看了，鐵有的。」
妻：「為什麼？」
夫：「不然我的一生怎麼會斷送在你的手裡。」
夫妻對話（5）
妻：「老闆，一瓶米酒，給我老公的。」
老板：「一瓶就夠嗎？你老公的酒量是有名的喔。」
妻：「用喝可能不夠，不過用砸的一瓶應該夠了。
作者: 聰洛多薩比 時間: 17-7-2008 19:16
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 17-7-2008 12:46 發表 
夫妻對話（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話 ...
除左第一個之外...
以後個幾個都有d意思...
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 18-7-2008 08:00
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原帖由 聰洛多薩比 於 17-7-2008 19:16 發表 除左第一個之外... 以後個幾個都有d意思...
Actually I like the first one , the first one show the different concept between man and woman...
Woman always want to know first...then no action at all
Man always wants to have action but don't want to know any detail 
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 18-7-2008 16:23
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 18-7-2008 08:00 發表 
Actually I like the first one , the first one show the different concept between man and woman... Woman always want to know first...then no action at all Man always ...
作者: VJHI 時間: 19-7-2008 23:01
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 17-7-2008 12:46 發表 夫妻對話（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話 ...
拾兄經常post these things they let me think結婚係very 
可怕
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 20-7-2008 00:19
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原帖由 VJHI 於 19-7-2008 23:01 發表 拾兄經常post these things they let me think結婚係very 可怕
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 20-7-2008 01:59
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原帖由 VJHI 於 19-7-2008 23:01 發表 拾兄經常post these things they let me think結婚係very 可怕
Please don't get me wrong..I am not intend to scare any young man away from the female...becuase sooner later you will find out the truth anyway..they can get the job done very well without my help...
I just want you have a 心理準備
Let me gave you a real life sample in my office which happen recently...
One of our male co-workers asked another female co-worker out for lunch because he likes her (both single), do you know how
she rejectd him ?
She said " What resturant you can bring me to ? five star or Burger King ? "
Later on I heard this lady talk to other ladies and complain this guy is ugly (they keep saying he has small eyes, small nose, small hands...so on), poor ( no money ), all the ladies agree her. And during this conversation this guy just walked through...
oh...my god.
I can't believe my ears..there is no need to say these cure things to him even though you don't like him...
Now I know HKG standard for : Hong Kong Garbage
作者: VJHI 時間: 20-7-2008 08:58
我已經準備左唔結婚la
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 20-7-2008 09:26
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原帖由 VJHI 於 20-7-2008 08:58 發表 我已經準備左唔結婚la
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 21-7-2008 13:11
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原帖由 VJHI 於 20-7-2008 08:58 發表 我已經準備左唔結婚la
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 21-7-2008 22:46
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原帖由 VJHI 於 20-7-2008 08:58 發表 我已經準備左唔結婚la
Brother : Let me ask you a sample question:
Q: Do you feel happy live alone ?
If "Yes" then why bother to change it ....
If "No" then what make you think you will happy when two persons live together when one person alone is already
not happy. Don't even think she will make you happy because she is thinking the same way as you did....
作者: VJHI 時間: 22-7-2008 13:12
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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 21-7-2008 13:11 發表 其實你只係 very young cake... 邊度駛計得咁長遠吖...
錯la 對於一個玩具收藏家唔結婚係好重要
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 22-7-2008 21:30
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原帖由 VJHI 於 22-7-2008 13:12 發表 錯la 對於一個玩具收藏家唔結婚係好重要
Me too..
I also think 對於一個 girls 收藏家唔結婚係好重要 too
作者: ar_woo 時間: 22-7-2008 22:20
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 20-7-2008 01:59 發表 Please don't get me wrong..I am not intend to scare any young man away from the female...becuase sooner later you will find out the truth anyway..they can get the job done very well wi ...
Are all your co-workers from HK? Becoz I thought your office is in the US?
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 23-7-2008 01:26
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 22-7-2008 21:30 發表 Me too.. I also think 對於一個 girls 收藏家唔結婚係好重要 too
作者: ar_woo 時間: 23-7-2008 01:47
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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 23-7-2008 01:26 發表 其實结婚並不是一件好事, 無論你是否收藏家都好...
are you married, bro kkeeleung ? What's bad about marriage?
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 23-7-2008 02:05
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 01:47 發表 are you married, bro kkeeleung ? What's bad about marriage?
作者: ar_woo 時間: 23-7-2008 02:08
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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 23-7-2008 02:05 發表 Yes, I married. 我想, 其實係佢吾肯去認真地面對和承擔這一段關係, 甚至可以講係身份自我認同嘅問題. 當然, 她亦有一些袍服未能放下. 令我们的關係不太好.
Thank you for answering, bro. I hope everything will become better soon.
May I ask, when a man gets old and sick (assuming the wife is still healthy), would it be better to have a wife becoz she can take care of you? Or is it more realistic to find a doctor/ nurse? Thanks.
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 23-7-2008 04:42
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 22-7-2008 22:20 發表 Are all your co-workers from HK? Becoz I thought your office is in the US?
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 23-7-2008 04:44
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 02:08 發表 Thank you for answering, bro. I hope everything will become better soon. May I ask, when a man gets old and sick (assuming the wife is still healthy), would it be better ...
That depend what kind of person she is...
It is 50% and 50% games..
And women will change too...she is nice to you now...that mean she will keep it forever...
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 23-7-2008 04:46
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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 23-7-2008 02:05 發表 Yes, I married. 我想, 其實係佢吾肯去認真地面對和承擔這一段關係, 甚至可以講係身份自我認同嘅問題. 當然, 她亦有一些袍服未能放下. 令我们的關係不太好.
Are you going to do something about it ?
作者: ar_woo 時間: 23-7-2008 11:17
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 23-7-2008 04:42 發表 I am in US, but my office recently hired a lot of girls from HK...I don't know why ?
I thought you didn't like HK Girls........ so is it tough for you to work with a whole bunch of them?
[ 本帖最後由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 11:22 編輯 ]
作者: celia 時間: 23-7-2008 12:04
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 02:08 發表 Thank you for answering, bro. I hope everything will become better soon. May I ask, when a man gets old and sick (assuming the wife is still healthy), would it be better ...
我覺得wife會好D囉....有感情丫嘛~~感覺親近D始終唔同D
作者: ar_woo 時間: 23-7-2008 12:18
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原帖由 celia 於 23-7-2008 12:04 發表 我覺得wife會好D囉....有感情丫嘛~~感覺親近D始終唔同D
I know what is the solution then....... find a beautiful doctor/ nurse as wife
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 23-7-2008 12:37
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 23-7-2008 04:46 發表 Are you going to do something about it ?
作者: celia 時間: 23-7-2008 15:01
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 12:18 發表 I know what is the solution then....... find a beautiful doctor/ nurse as wife
keke~呢個例子都有架~請個私家看護,做做下做左佢老婆囉
作者: kkeeleung 時間: 23-7-2008 17:50
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 02:08 發表 Thank you for answering, bro. I hope everything will become better soon. May I ask, when a man gets old and sick (assuming the wife is still healthy), would it be better ...
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 24-7-2008 04:18
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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 23-7-2008 12:37 發表 Yes, I will, but I think I have already done a lot, may be to much.
So you mean: It is her turns to serve you ?
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 24-7-2008 04:21
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 11:17 發表 I thought you didn't like HK Girls........ so is it tough for you to work with a whole bunch of them?
Brother Ar_woo: you really know my heart...Can you help me out of this ?
Let me become your middle man and introduce these ldaies to you since you are single ? ( Better than none )
作者: ar_woo 時間: 24-7-2008 07:37
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 24-7-2008 04:21 發表 Brother Ar_woo: you really know my heart...Can you help me out of this ? Let me become your middle man and introduce these ldaies to you since you are single ? ( Bett ...
I can help you take one of them away.... provided that she's very pretty AND willing to give up NYC to return to HK... AND offer professional services as a doctor/nurse when I get sick..... AND don't mind that I'm not as rich as you.......
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 24-7-2008 08:23
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 24-7-2008 07:37 發表 I can help you take one of them away.... provided that she's very pretty AND willing to give up NYC to return to HK... AND offer professional services as a doctor/nurse when I get sic ...
Let me put in this way:-
They prove the 進化論 is wrong......
Can you still help me ?
作者: ar_woo 時間: 24-7-2008 10:01
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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 24-7-2008 08:23 發表 Let me put in this way:- They prove the 進化論 is wrong...... Can you still help me ?
Can you PM me their pictures first I don't want to feel like living in the jungles after helping you
作者: 拾實什習窄炸集 時間: 25-7-2008 01:35
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原帖由 ar_woo 於 24-7-2008 10:01 發表 Can you PM me their pictures first I don't want to feel like living in the jungles after helping you
It is very danger to take their pictures..once they find out then I have t o goto another planets because their kinds are every where in this Earth.. But it will be more danger for you to see the pictures...I afraid you will have nightmare every night
Trust me...there aren't too many good looking, sexy, sweet girls in this planet.
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