如果超人要大結局 ?

真正大結局的那一種, 將會是怎樣的 ?

太多怪獸, 超人  好難寫劇本....

Dear 拾兄,

 

You may refer to the ending of Ultraman 吉田, ultraman was being knocked down and killed by monster and the human being have their own way to strike against the monster with their modern weapon, this is a quite good ending. 

Sorry ! I used the wrong words..I mean how to end this whole series of  超人 stories..

1. 整番個巴魯旦星人同超人之女通婚. 然後手拉手為護宇宙和平.

2. 巴魯旦星人同超人一齊把人類滅絕, 然後大家無得爭.

3. 人同巴魯旦星人通婚, 生番個吧女, 然後同巴魯旦星人一齊打m78星雲.

 

巴魯旦同人是兩個唔同類,may not be able to produce offspring.

 

A crazy ending is:

 

M78 planet has been invaded with Black Death Viruses and all untramen were infected.  Then the last ultraman flied to the Earth and told the anti-monster troop that no more ultraman survived (except him) at M78 and the Earth people should defend themselves from any invasion of monster.  A few days later, the last ultraman also died in the Earth.

 

Then one clever and genius scientist discovered some special findings from the gene of the deceased ultraman. The scientist could use the gene of the deceased ultraman to manufacture biological missle whereas the monster would die within minute once they were attacked by the biological missle.

 

From then on, the Earth people have adequate power to defend themselve and no more ultramen or karmen riders are required    

 

 

 

another crazy ending maybe like this:

 

all the ultramen appear, take off their masks together and tell the viewers, "Hey guys, this is only a TV show!"

If the virus catch all the monsters first, then whole story will be different ? All monsters will die first and Ultraman has nothing else to do and waiting in Social Security umployment line ? 

Yes...Take off all of their masks and clothes and starting a new program: Ultraman and earth girls....

 

When they take off their masks and ultraman clothes, they show their nude bodies and said tto the audience, "Hey, girls, could we date you?"   However, such a pornographical show could really present in TV programme?

 

Under such circumstance, Ultramen might apply for Social Welfare Assistant Scheme to maintain their daily livings.   A Cute Ultraman Show may then be commenced.

 

 

i already saw something like it before in European version, the nake men only wear the ultraman's mask, and the rest of the body are naked...then they....

(Sorry i can't tell you more in this site). if you like you can search a European video name: 2003 World Rare xxx video   

  I think some of Oldcake members are qulify for this job (cute Ultraman)..

咁奇想都有???

大結局可能會無...

最多好似哥斯拉咁...

封住十年左右...

大結局是 :

 

有一日, 地球防衛軍收到由光之國 M78 星雲寄來的一份巨形賬單!!!!

原來, 光之國 派來超人到地球是來打工的 (類似"賓賓"), 是要收費的......

地球防衛軍不止收到光之國要追收40多年來保護費的要求.

更收到一份有5000多頁紙的各個超人在這40多年中所使用過的武器及必殺技的價目清單,

晚間出動附加費, 醫療及湯藥費..........etc

 

而且, 因地球在40多年中實在更換得太多超人, 也很難服侍, 所以更要加付50%麻煩客人附加費,

及15%的服務小費.

地球人覺得這是不合理及不能接受, 決定不會交付此賬單.......

結果......光之國派來一個"收數佬超人"來, 和地球人講數.

但地球人還是不肯付此賬單.

於是那個"收數超人"一怒之下, 在地球四處破壞, 還在地球, 月球及其他附近的行星噴追數噴漆!!

最後地球人無曬辦法, 可是數目太大無法清還!

於是光之國派大批"收數佬超人"來地球, 把所有地球上值錢東西強行拿走.

結果, 地球人因此次"超人大災難"後, 變回原始世界般...

最搞0野係, 後來地球人在地球上發現大批不同怪獸及外星人的巨形戲服.
相信一直以來的大量怪獸及外星人襲擊地球事件都是超人們假扮的......

超人保護地球原來是"超人大騙局"!!!

[ 本帖最後由 East 於 16-2-2008 22:45 編輯 ]

東兄依個結局好正

 

應該係地球人有一日又發射飛彈,點知比人干擾左飛行線,炸左M78,得番超人王,超人王想報仇,點知地球人比左張價目表佢
寫住:
1個人:500000
一座樓:200000000 
1架車:5000000等等
 最後超人王無奈地飛走了  

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