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抵死的夫妻

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1^# 大中小發表於 17-7-2008 12:46 只看該作者

抵死的夫妻

夫妻對話（1）
妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」
夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」

夫妻對話（2）
妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」
夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」

夫妻對話（3）
妻：「老公！我這頭髮會不會很醜？」
夫：「不會。妳的醜跟頭髮沒關係。」

夫妻對話（4）
妻：「來看看我有沒有斷掌？」
夫：「不用看了，鐵有的。」
妻：「為什麼？」
夫：「不然我的一生怎麼會斷送在你的手裡。」

夫妻對話（5）
妻：「老闆，一瓶米酒，給我老公的。」
老板：「一瓶就夠嗎？你老公的酒量是有名的喔。」
妻：「用喝可能不夠，不過用砸的一瓶應該夠了。

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聰洛多薩比

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2^# 大中小發表於 17-7-2008 19:16 只看該作者

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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 17-7-2008 12:46 發表夫妻對話（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話 ...

除左第一個之外...

以後個幾個都有d意思...

特攝之家重開了!!!
歡迎各位參觀: 特攝之家

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3^# 大中小發表於 18-7-2008 08:00 只看該作者

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原帖由 聰洛多薩比 於 17-7-2008 19:16 發表除左第一個之外... 以後個幾個都有d意思...

Actually I like the first one , the first one show the different concept between man and woman...

Woman always want to know first...then no action at all

Man always wants to have action but don't want to know any detail

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kkeeleung

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4^# 大中小發表於 18-7-2008 16:23 只看該作者

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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 18-7-2008 08:00 發表 Actually I like the first one , the first one show the different concept between man and woman... Woman always want to know first...then no action at all Man always ...

拾兄又說出了我的心聲.

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5^# 大中小發表於 19-7-2008 23:01 只看該作者

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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 17-7-2008 12:46 發表夫妻對話（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話 ...

拾兄經常post these things they let me think結婚係very 可怕

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kkeeleung

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6^# 大中小發表於 20-7-2008 00:19 只看該作者

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原帖由 VJHI 於 19-7-2008 23:01 發表拾兄經常post these things they let me think結婚係very 可怕

小朋友唔駛唸咁多,大個咗個世界就會唔同咗, 當然女人係唔會改變. 只係男人嘅適應力作出調整.

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7^# 大中小發表於 20-7-2008 01:59 只看該作者

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原帖由 VJHI 於 19-7-2008 23:01 發表拾兄經常post these things they let me think結婚係very 可怕

Please don't get me wrong..I am not intend to scare any young man away from the female...becuase sooner later you will find out the truth anyway..they can get the job done very well without my help...

I just want you have a 心理準備

Let me gave you a real life sample in my office which happen recently...

One of our male co-workers asked another female co-worker out for lunch because he likes her (both single), do you know how

she rejectd him ?

She said " What resturant you can bring me to ? five star or Burger King ? "

Later on I heard this lady talk to other ladies and complain this guy is ugly (they keep saying he has small eyes, small nose, small hands...so on), poor ( no money ), all the ladies agree her. And during this conversation this guy just walked through...

oh...my god.

I can't believe my ears..there is no need to say these cure things to him even though you don't like him...

Now I know HKG standard for : Hong Kong Garbage

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8^# 大中小發表於 20-7-2008 08:58 只看該作者

我已經準備左唔結婚la

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9^# 大中小發表於 20-7-2008 09:26 只看該作者

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原帖由 VJHI 於 20-7-2008 08:58 發表我已經準備左唔結婚la

I hope you will not miss understand me...I am not asking you 唔結婚, just get longer time to understand your girl... and ready for anything after married..

Because it is life..

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kkeeleung

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10^# 大中小發表於 21-7-2008 13:11 只看該作者

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原帖由 VJHI 於 20-7-2008 08:58 發表我已經準備左唔結婚la

其實你只係 very young cake... 邊度駛計得咁長遠吖...

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11^# 大中小發表於 21-7-2008 22:46 只看該作者

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原帖由 VJHI 於 20-7-2008 08:58 發表我已經準備左唔結婚la

Brother : Let me ask you a sample question:

Q: Do you feel happy live alone ?

If "Yes" then why bother to change it ....

If "No" then what make you think you will happy when two persons live together when one person alone is already

not happy. Don't even think she will make you happy because she is thinking the same way as you did....

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12^# 大中小發表於 22-7-2008 13:12 只看該作者

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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 21-7-2008 13:11 發表其實你只係 very young cake... 邊度駛計得咁長遠吖...

錯la　對於一個玩具收藏家唔結婚係好重要

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13^# 大中小發表於 22-7-2008 21:30 只看該作者

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原帖由 VJHI 於 22-7-2008 13:12 發表錯la　對於一個玩具收藏家唔結婚係好重要

Me too..

I also think 對於一個 girls 收藏家唔結婚係好重要 too

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14^# 大中小發表於 22-7-2008 22:20 只看該作者

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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 20-7-2008 01:59 發表 Please don't get me wrong..I am not intend to scare any young man away from the female...becuase sooner later you will find out the truth anyway..they can get the job done very well wi ...

Are all your co-workers from HK? Becoz I thought your office is in the US?

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15^# 大中小發表於 23-7-2008 01:26 只看該作者

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原帖由 拾實什習窄炸集 於 22-7-2008 21:30 發表 Me too.. I also think 對於一個 girls 收藏家唔結婚係好重要 too

其實结婚並不是一件好事, 無論你是否收藏家都好...

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16^# 大中小發表於 23-7-2008 01:47 只看該作者

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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 23-7-2008 01:26 發表其實结婚並不是一件好事, 無論你是否收藏家都好...

are you married, bro kkeeleung ? What's bad about marriage?

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17^# 大中小發表於 23-7-2008 02:05 只看該作者

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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 01:47 發表 are you married, bro kkeeleung ? What's bad about marriage?

Yes, I married. 我想, 其實係佢吾肯去認真地面對和承擔這一段關係, 甚至可以講係身份自我認同嘅問題. 當然, 她亦有一些袍服未能放下. 令我们的關係不太好.

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18^# 大中小發表於 23-7-2008 02:08 只看該作者

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原帖由 kkeeleung 於 23-7-2008 02:05 發表 Yes, I married. 我想, 其實係佢吾肯去認真地面對和承擔這一段關係, 甚至可以講係身份自我認同嘅問題. 當然, 她亦有一些袍服未能放下. 令我们的關係不太好.

Thank you for answering, bro. I hope everything will become better soon.

May I ask, when a man gets old and sick (assuming the wife is still healthy), would it be better to have a wife becoz she can take care of you? Or is it more realistic to find a doctor/ nurse? Thanks.

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19^# 大中小發表於 23-7-2008 04:42 只看該作者

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原帖由 ar_woo 於 22-7-2008 22:20 發表 Are all your co-workers from HK? Becoz I thought your office is in the US?

I am in US, but my office recently hired a lot of girls from HK...I don't know why ?

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20^# 大中小發表於 23-7-2008 04:44 只看該作者

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原帖由 ar_woo 於 23-7-2008 02:08 發表 Thank you for answering, bro. I hope everything will become better soon. May I ask, when a man gets old and sick (assuming the wife is still healthy), would it be better ...

That depend what kind of person she is...

It is 50% and 50% games..

And women will change too...she is nice to you now...that mean she will keep it forever...

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